I know, it doesn't count, and who's checking.
I wish I was though, secretly, now that I'm meat heading through the door talking about something that never took place, well, it almost took place, and that's something. It's a story about something that has everything except for that something.
The first game of golf for which records survive was played at Bruntsfield Links, in Edinburgh, Scotland, in A.D. 1456, recorded in the archives of the Edinburgh Burgess Golfing Society, now The Royal Burgess Golfing Society. The modern game of golf spread from Scotland to England and has now become a worldwide game, with golf courses in the majority of affluent countries.